289.0 lbs
I don't doubt it. I haven't done a damn thing in the workout relm since Wednesday. I am gonna be working out a mean mess tonight though. I'm joining The Gym.
I really wish I could wax poetic about something but I gots nothin. As you may have already guessed from the title....
I've been a total food whore since Tuesday night. BB wasn't feeling very motivated, so we bought Digiorno with everything on it. And got cokes. Well, I had Mr. Pibb. I had four pieces of that great Digiorno. Four. Pieces. Yommm. I mean "bad jafg!".
Wednesday night I pigged on sushi. And not the little, light stuff. I'm talking tempura shrimp rolls which are then flash fried. It was good. I was bad. I then had awesome fried chicken breast sandwich with a slice of all american cheese and extra pickles for lunch yesterday. With the best damn fries on the planet. And the biggest unsweet tea I could get and still drink it with a straw. Last night, not feeling terribly social, I got pizza. Domino's happens to be closest to me so I ordered a large thin crust veggie to pick up on my way home.
Well, it woulda been $17. WTH? For a thin crust veggie? I don't know if you've ever had one of those, but it's totally not enough on its own to justify an Andrew Jackson. Being the thrifty shopper that I am, I asked them about their specials. I tried to get them to give me the Pizza Hut $10 special but no love. I ended up with two large pizzas for $25. That includes tax. One was veggie for me, and one was pepperoni and mushroom for My Fat. We both were very happy. Until of course, I got on the scale this AM.
Well, it woulda been $17. WTH? For a thin crust veggie? I don't know if you've ever had one of those, but it's totally not enough on its own to justify an Andrew Jackson. Being the thrifty shopper that I am, I asked them about their specials. I tried to get them to give me the Pizza Hut $10 special but no love. I ended up with two large pizzas for $25. That includes tax. One was veggie for me, and one was pepperoni and mushroom for My Fat. We both were very happy. Until of course, I got on the scale this AM. I had one hell of a time trying to get my tag transferred from Small Beachtown to Small Southern City. 3 hours later, no tag and one hungry lady. I had a repeat of yesterday's lunch. Although this time, no cheese and a small fry. I still had the largest unsweet tea that anyone could carry in one hand, though.
I'm glad for the workout tonight. And that I ate all the pepperoni pizza already.
It's the small stuff you gotta stay happy about.
-jafg
1 comment:
I am SO glad that I no longer live in the U.S. I just know that I would be way heavier than I am now, if I had all that delicious, yummy, cheesy, greasy, heavenly pizza!
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